i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
a black supermodel can go missing and there is no coverage on it whatsoever but you’ll be sure to hear about the white child who shoved a berry up her nose on the 6 o’clock news